Computers Laugh Lounge Comedy Skit

Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen,

I’ll be your host with the most. Randomguy. Qualifications wannabee high school class clown.

Let’s talk about Computers.  Oh, how we love our computers. There is really only three real choices Windows, Macs or Linux.  Windows was cool back in 1995. Macs have been around a long time and they just work.  And Linux is for people whose macs or windows crashed. That’s what it was for me.

Since there is only three choices you would think there was only three programming languages.  Think again.  There is C.  for the underachievers. C++ for the super underachievers and C# for the ultimate coding experience.  Then you have plain text editors.  Who uses those? What about CSS or is it CSI? What that.  I been programming on and off through middle school I still don’t what that is.  It has something to do with cascade. Not the grease remover from tv, though.  I am partial to HTML. Because it has most of my initials.  That’s a little weird. I like to think of it as HML. My initials.  Then it starts to get weirder. Java and JavaScript.  I think they are trying to tell you to drink coffee. I don’t know. It’s weird. What’s weirder is LaTeX.  That’s some kinky programming right there.  Maybe it’s a market ploy.  Latex, Java and now there is python. For the computer experts who like to exaggerate their manhood.  “I am a python developer.” It’s sound like something out of Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets. Ha-ha. It’s probably more like a sock puppet.  You know a smooth operator made the programming language “Ruby.” Trying to get all the ladies to program with gems.  We all know the recovery for candy crush.  Theirs another treasure called Perl.  I think of oysters.  But it’s another programming language.  Don’t get me started on Swift.  That programming language changes more often than a chameleon on a disco ball. 

In closing, nobody knows what to do with computer languages.  I think we should go and leave these wonder machines to do a la matrix movies and such.  

I know we are smarter than a computer. Unfortunately, TV evolved into a computer and is self-aware.  It knows what music, movies and things you like. Be careful. NFT’s and Cryptocurrency might just get you into their worlds.

You’ve been a great audience.

Thank you,

From the bottom of my computers processor’s heart.

randomguy